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My name is Joshua Trimmell. I’m 26 years old. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of spring water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery on a lung fish, and I have spoken with God back in the 80‘s.

My name is Neal Fethers. I’m 38 years old. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing bricks. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. Children trust me. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and the Bible in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I am a private citizen, yet I receive a ton of fan mail. While on vacation in Paris, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I bat 400 90% of the time. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a fork and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams.

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